Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I'm a Rat

So here's the thing: 


It's Thanksgiving Break and everyone has left, now I'm lonely.
It's just totally me against he world right now.
I got so lonely that I decide to to blog.
 I'm embarrassed, ew you know what? Whatever.
I'M BLOGGING BECAUSE I'M A LONELY BLOGGIST.

Anyways. Before I tried blogging I did a few other crazy little things to fill the space in my heart where community once was. 

I went on a Beyonce binge trying to find moral support in my time of having no friends.
I found a really great theme song for the rest of the night. I encourage you to tap that link and listen to it for the rest of my blog post. It totally adds some sass up in here.





Beyonce helps me get through everything

Cause u kno Beyonce ain't gonna compromise her christianity N neither am I

Anyways, after some serious Beyonce creeping I did some serious tweeting.







I talked about how sad 2 Timothy is, because it's sad.
I then spent a very long time going through tweets about Clay Aiken, cuz u kno how important he B.
I searched through the hashtag #k to get a little bit more sass into my night as well.
Anyways I learned some things, and I was feeling much more like a survivor.

Then, I went on Pinterest for the third time in my life and looked up some CS Lewis quotes to feel inspired. It inspired me to tweet some more, but I didn't.

I then did some research. I researched Bible Colleges in the UK, how to nurse a hummingbird back to health, Abraham Lincoln, The Swiss Family Robinson, Mutant fish in lakes and stuff, the make-up of the earth's core, and the origin of instant potatoes.

I totally learned.

And I felt like a rat in my dark room sitting at my computer while my roommate slept.
This isn't my best.

Anyways then it was dinner time so I had to be less of a rat and go into public.
I had granola for dinner.

Well, now I'm going to go find some friends that haven't abandoned me for their families.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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